Tuesday, January 18, 2011

BRISTOL PALIN DEATH THREATS UNCOVERED





Since the Arizona shootings conducted in accordance with Sarah Palin's crosshair-graphic instructions, we've heard from the Assassin Queen that death threats have been made against her children.

I think I've uncovered a few of them. They are cleverly masked as obesity-mortality statistics.

Here are a few:

Also, the popular film "Super-Size Me" contains several fairly explicit scenes which might be interpreted as warnings to a hippo like Bristol.

So, please, all you public health researchers and healthy-diet advocates, leave Sarah Palin's children out of it.




1 comment:

  1. Funny stuff. I would never make fun of Trig Palin, the retarded kid, though. He is the smartest one of the whole bunch - pick of the litter, as it were!

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